All of the pieces of text from the Dictation mini-game of Trivia Murder Party 2 (part of Jackbox Party Pack 6) will be posted here, for reference.
This will be updated as required.
1. Dear Chocolate Puffs Cereal,
I love your product but I fear your mascot.
Peter the Puff Pig is clearly insane.
His painted smile on the box is an obstacle I must overcome every time I prepare breakfast.
Please just send me your delicious product in a clear plastic bag.
2. Dear Guests,
While I appreciate you wiping down the exercise equipment after use, please refrain from doing so, as I am currently trying to collect those fluids.
Thanks for your cooperation.
Mondays, amirite?
3. It pains me deeply to have to write to you in my current emotional state, but here we are.
While my previous visits to your store have been nothing short of delightful,
My last trip filled me with disappointment and rage.
Please understand that I will be buying my scented candles elsewhere.
4. Dear Dog Owners,
What is it like to feel unconditional love in spite of all of your human flaws?
I bet it is really nice.
How do you feel about having to pick up dog poop?
I suspect that is the best part.
5. Dear Mystery Figure,
Cease hovering in my periphery.
Recede back into the inky darkness.
I command you.
I demand you.
Oh god no, please... no....
This is the end...
Just kidding.
Have a good weekend.
6. Dear Police,
No need to stop by again.
That's quite enough.
That said,
Officer Jones and Officer Smith are a delight!
Officer Smith did a pratfall in some carpet blood.
Officer Jones took a video for social media.
I retweeted it.
7. Dear Safe Haven Security Systems,
What would you say is your most common password?
I don't want to be unoriginal, so please tell me the series of numbers that is most likely to give me access to my neighbor's home.
8. To the Good People at Precious Cat Magazine,
Congrats on another knockout issue!
Just when I thought cats could not get more precious,
you give us Ms. Fancy Paws!
I would like to double my subscription if that's a thing you can do.
9. Dear Local Joggers,
If you are tired of discovering horrible crimes during your early morning runs,
I recommend you avoid the path next to Davis Woods.
I know you are trying to get in shape and cannot waste time being interviewed by detectives.
10. Dear Local Action News Team,
Do you take requests?
I would like to see more uplifting feature stories that share positive images and less segments about the crimes that I have committed.
Viewers are tired of all the sad stories I am directly responsible for.
This will be updated as required.
1. Dear Chocolate Puffs Cereal,
I love your product but I fear your mascot.
Peter the Puff Pig is clearly insane.
His painted smile on the box is an obstacle I must overcome every time I prepare breakfast.
Please just send me your delicious product in a clear plastic bag.
2. Dear Guests,
While I appreciate you wiping down the exercise equipment after use, please refrain from doing so, as I am currently trying to collect those fluids.
Thanks for your cooperation.
Mondays, amirite?
3. It pains me deeply to have to write to you in my current emotional state, but here we are.
While my previous visits to your store have been nothing short of delightful,
My last trip filled me with disappointment and rage.
Please understand that I will be buying my scented candles elsewhere.
4. Dear Dog Owners,
What is it like to feel unconditional love in spite of all of your human flaws?
I bet it is really nice.
How do you feel about having to pick up dog poop?
I suspect that is the best part.
5. Dear Mystery Figure,
Cease hovering in my periphery.
Recede back into the inky darkness.
I command you.
I demand you.
Oh god no, please... no....
This is the end...
Just kidding.
Have a good weekend.
6. Dear Police,
No need to stop by again.
That's quite enough.
That said,
Officer Jones and Officer Smith are a delight!
Officer Smith did a pratfall in some carpet blood.
Officer Jones took a video for social media.
I retweeted it.
7. Dear Safe Haven Security Systems,
What would you say is your most common password?
I don't want to be unoriginal, so please tell me the series of numbers that is most likely to give me access to my neighbor's home.
8. To the Good People at Precious Cat Magazine,
Congrats on another knockout issue!
Just when I thought cats could not get more precious,
you give us Ms. Fancy Paws!
I would like to double my subscription if that's a thing you can do.
9. Dear Local Joggers,
If you are tired of discovering horrible crimes during your early morning runs,
I recommend you avoid the path next to Davis Woods.
I know you are trying to get in shape and cannot waste time being interviewed by detectives.
10. Dear Local Action News Team,
Do you take requests?
I would like to see more uplifting feature stories that share positive images and less segments about the crimes that I have committed.
Viewers are tired of all the sad stories I am directly responsible for.
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